Life's Great Mysteries

So... right up there with how they get the milk into the Caramilk bar (wait... caramel?) is why courier companies offer no option to deliver late in the day, or on a evening or weekend or you know, sometime when people are actually available. Wouldn't it save money? Wouldn't they save gas and wear and tear on their trucks? Wouldn't they not have to go to the same place (for example: my house) three days in a row? Wouldn't their customers be happier?

I'm just saying.